straight dude: im not homophobic im ok with gay guys as long as they dont hit on me *nervous laughter*
lesbian: i dont want straight guys hitting on me
straight dude:
straight dude: WH,AT THE FU CK
this is it..where i hold the Meetings..
me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]
my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y
Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:
My computer:
my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:
You should all be detained ASAP
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I could watch this sorcery for hours
Father, Daughter And Pets Take The Same Photo For 10 Years
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he didnt move
everyone was too comfortable. he wasnt about to move and risk having them run away, dude.